Dating jewish woman
With every Jewish couple I know, the question is generally, "How did he get her? What we lack in naturally skinny thighs, we make up for in effort and abusing your Amex to physically enhance ourselves. Yes, you may be better at the stock market than she is (Bull and bear what?
), but can you tell by one quick glance under your oversized sunglasses, which family sunbathing by the pool is Jewish?
Her diary is your diary, her organizational skills are your organizational skills.
Enjoy a life of leisure, as your wife tells you where, what and when you will be vacationing every year for the rest of your lives. which she's happy to prove, by calling to "check in" 300 times a day.
But she’ll hire the perfect person to do just that, and your home life is organized, functional and easy.
Your Jewish wife is completely obsessed with her own family, and when she’s not at lunch with them, she's on the phone to them.
Hey, every good Patriarch was married to a great Matriarch.
She truly cares about your happiness and overall success.
A passing stranger eventually separated Wissenstern and his friends from the man.
But this has significant advantages for you because family gatherings are a huge, fun affair where both your families come together regularly.
She creates a warm family environment where your family is always more than welcome to hang out, and you love her for it.
Because she can, and she'll ensure you're drinking Manischewitz with the new Jews before you've even noticed his oversized Chai necklace. If it weren't for her, you would have literally no friends.
Know that if you get divorced (God forbid), they all side with her.
Yechiel Wissenstern, an 18-year-old from Modi’in Illit, was indicted on Sunday for a racially-motivated assault in the Mahaneh Yehuda market in Jerusalem on September 4 in which Wissenstern and two other men allegedly attacked an Arab man.